In 1996, Cap'n Spiffy sailed on his ship , El Spiffenero of the great fleet of Spain, across the great Atlantic to the U.S.. The world has never been the same. Cap'n Spiffy is bipolar and has minor mental incapabilities as you will see when I ask: "DID YOU JUST CALL ME A MUSLIM?" In case you dont know, the Spanish have had a long and hateful history with the Muslims and they are a tad bitter. I, of course, am Cap'n Spiffy and you are aboard the El Spiffenero.

Many things in life are free...Many things in life are cheap...Many things in life are affordable...Many things in life are expensive...Many things in life are very expensive. Anonymous (The meaning of this quote escapes me, but I like it very much...)